Rubberneck and Die

Rubbernecking is when people slow down to check out something on the side of the road. It is usually cause by an accident or disabled car on the side of the road.

Friday I was driving to work and as soon as I got on the freeway I was stopped in traffic, which was extremely unusual for the time of day I was going to work.

After about 20 minutes we see a brinks armored truck on the side of the road, and this was the cause of the traffic Jam.

People insisted on slowing down from 65 to 35 MPH so they could check out a fucking truck with a flat tire. OOOHHHH how fucking cool is that, a flat tire.

Hey dickhead if you want to see a flat tire just call me up ill come over and stab your tire with an ice pick and you can sit in your driveway and spend all the time you want looking at your own flat you don’t need to make me late for work so you can check one out.

And today I had to go into the office to finish something up and the same fucking thing happened but it was on the other side of the road so people need to slow down even more to see something on the other side of the road

The only people that drive my road rage even higher are the morbid fuckers that think they may see a dead body at an accident.

Here is a piece of advice, unless you want to be the next one to get into a car crash and die, keep your fucking eyes on the road and drive. The internet is full of pictures of bloody bodies and car crash scenes that you can check out if you really need to see some blood.

When you approach a car on the side of the road for any reason just keep your eyes on the road and go on your way, if you were trying to go home you would not like it if I was in front of you going sloe for no reason so don’t get in front of me and slow me down, you never know the person behind you may go fucking insane and start shooting.

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