Things I Hate

Posted in Rants on January 4, 2010 by chipmcgee

I have been told I have a very bad and very short temper, because I am always yelling and getting into arguments.

I just think I have a low tolerance for dickheads. Oh before I go any further you should know in this blog I will rant about all the things in my day to day goings on that piss me off and I will use the same language that I use when this events take place so if you are offended by the word FUCK, CUNT, PISS, DICK, Shit and many other “Bad Words” then this is NOT the blog for you.

Every day I see people walking around with an “I AM THE WORLDS MOST AMAZING” attitude when in reality they are some of the biggest dicks in the world.

Just because you have enough money to afford a Mercedes does not mean you are a great person it just means you can afford an over priced car.

So every time I get angry I am going to blog about it instead of throwing things at the offenders (usually from my car)( no seriously, I used to keep my backseat loaded with plastic and glass bottles and if you pissed me off on the road I would speed past you, get in front of you and toss a bottle into the air. Maybe it would hit you and maybe it would not.)

Ok fine after reading that you think I am a maniac and for the most part you are probably right, but I know how to drive, I can wait in line and I don’t use my cell phone in crowded places.


Throw Out All the Immigrants Out

Posted in Politics on June 8, 2010 by chipmcgee

People who try to immigrate illegally should be put on a list and thrown out never to return.
Now before you start bashing me or trying to find and kill me let me explain my side. First of all let me say I am 100% for immigration. If it were not for immigration other than the Native Americans none of us would be living in the USA, but crossing a boarder without permission is against the law.
Imagine you are in your car sitting at a red light and someone opens your driver door and rips you out of the car does this mean the car now belongs to the thief? NO!!! because we are a society of law and the law says if you take something that does not belong to you are to be punished with fines and or jail time. I don’t hear anyone complaining that sending someone to jail is not fair, or maybe he needed to steal the car so he can get to his job to feed his family.
Yet for some reason it is ok for someone to be rewarded for entering the USA illegally. For entering the USA illegally you can get aid from the government that comes from the taxes we have to pay or go to jail.
Arizona has passed a law that says if you are stopped by a police officer for a traffic violation or any legitimate reason for someone to be stopped by the police and if you are in the country illegally you will be sent to your home country.
For some reason some people are claiming this is racist and sounds like Nazi Germany, but if you are not doing anything wrong then what is the problem with someone asking to see some identification. I spent most of my life living in New Jersey and it was State Law that we had to be able to show Identification at all times, now I never had a cop walk up to me and just ask me for ID unless I was doing something suspicious like 5 teens sitting in the woods next to cold cans of beer that were there when we got there. Where the cops being Nazis then? I did not like them but I would not say they were Nazis, even when they made us spill out all that beer.

My point is if they are here illegally why is it wrong for us to make them leave when we catch them? Why is it wrong to look for them? After all it’s the government’s job to enforce the law…Right??

Bong Bowl or Joint Which is the Best Way to Get High

Posted in Rants on June 8, 2010 by chipmcgee

After many years as a regular pot smoker I have heard many people say their way is best, but is any one way of smoking weed better than the other?

After more than 20 years smoking pot I have learned one thing about smoking weed and that is whatever way is most convenient for you then do it.

I personally love to smoke joints, but since weed is illegal and every time I need to get more I am running a risk of being arrested I usually use a pipe. A pipe can be put out after each hit so that when it is being passed around its not still burning. Another advantage to a pipe is that you do not have to smoke the rolling paper, so you are taking in less smoke that does nothing for you and more smoke that will get you high.

Bongs are also good but after so many years I suffer when I do a bong. There are 2 problems I have with bongs. The first is Bong Water spillage. If you spill dirty bong water on anything THROW IT AWAY!!! Its ruined. The second problem I have is that the water in the bongs cools the smoke allowing you to get more smoke inside your lungs before you feel the burn that tells you when to stop. And once you feel the burn you now have a giant hit of expanding smoke in your lungs and bam you are coughing choking and maybe even puking up on your friend’s floor.

One of the coolest ways I have smoked is from an old style keyboard vacuum. You would switch it on and hold the lighter to the bowl. Suddenly a plume of continuous smoke will sart pouring out but be careful if you hold that button for too long you will wind up killing the bowl in 3 seconds and wasting the smoke.

When I was in high school I got some clay and using a pencil made a pipe and I did not fire it in the kiln this way if the cops come it was easy to crush it into dust or with a few drops of water it becomes a ball of clay.

All in all I like the pipe the best for its convenience no need to stop and roll when you can just pack in a bud and puff away.

Why the Hell is Marijuana Illegal?

Posted in Politics on June 6, 2010 by chipmcgee

In 2008 research showed that 42% of all Americans had at least tried smoking Marijuana at least once, yet and the percentages rise as the age of those surveyed is lowered to below 50, so if most Americans Smoke or have smoked pot why is it still illegal.

 When asked why marijuana is illegal most Americans will say because it’s a gateway drug that leads to harder drugs, and that the money goes to funding terrorism.

The 2 biggest arguments for keeping Marijuana illegal are both false and easily fought with common logic.

Smoking pot is not a gateway drug any more than alcohol or tobacco are. More people smoke tobacco or have drank alcohol before they smoked pot for the first time, but the fact that weed is illegal means that you are more likely to come into contact with people that sell harder drugs when trying to score some smoke and this makes you more likely to try harder drugs.

In an Herb legal society ganja would not be sold on street corners and alleyways in bad neighborhoods, you could go into a Dispensary and get a measured out amount of grass for a pre determined price, and guess what that price would include a sales tax. So not only are people not having to put themselves in dangerous areas but the government could use this money for things like schools and helping clean the real drugs off the streets and help for the people.  

If it is regulated and sold in licensed establishments it will also make it harder for kids to get and just like alcohol can be kept to adults 21 years. Sure kids will still be able to get this is not going stop kids from getting weed, but it will make it harder.  

 The next argument is that the money for pot is going to fund terrorism. Ok maybe it is, all the more reason to make it legal people have been told where the money is going but they still buy it cause I do not buy it from a Taliban member and I know the person I get from does not get it from one either. But if I can run to the corner shop get a bit of smoke and a coffee I know few sure where the money is going.

 So than why is it illegal. As much as I hate conspiracy theories the fact is that big business is to blame. Tobacco growers don’t want you smoking pot. Weed tastes better than tobacco and it has the added bonus of getting you high. Pharmaceutical companies don’t want you smoking something that can easily be grown in most people’s yards that can help cure many different aches and pains that when you can buy their pills for lots of money that may help you while killing you with side effects.

 Unfortunately it’s all about the money, but the fact remains that as the 70’s and 80’s generation gets closer and closer to taking the reins of power in the country it will eventually become inevitable.

The Flotilla Gorilla

Posted in Politics on June 6, 2010 by chipmcgee

Holey crap it’s been 5 months since I have ranted about something pissing me off

So let’s go with the fucking Free Gaza Flotilla crap.

Ok where to start, oh yeah Piracy on the high seas…give me a fucking break. If you are dumb enough to call this a case of piracy then you are definitely the kind of jackass who is a constant reminder of why I am such an angry feller.

First of all pirates usually don’t give the contents o the ships they seize to the intended recipients i.e. the people of Gaza as all of the supplies on the ships Israel recently stopped was delivered within 48 hrs to Gaza.

Next pirates usually do not just take down the names of those they take hostage and then pay for them to go home, but all Israel did was take down names and send them home after a day or two to confirm their identities.

Yes some people on the ships got hurt, but they were told they would be boarded and walla they were. What did they expect would happen?

The truth is that most of the people on those ships were just peaceful protesters but why are they protesting Israel what did Israel do?

In 2008 Hamas decided to violently kick out of Gaza Fatah supporters and Fatah officials democratically elected to office by the Palestinian people, and in response to this Israel decided it did not want anything to do with the illegal takeover of Gaza.

And Israel has said that when Fatah and Hamas reconcile the boarders will be opened again to the flow of more goods.  Is that really so inhumane of them to do?

Noam Shalit the father of Gilad Shalit asked that if they helped deliver a letter to Gilad that he would pressure the Israeli government to allow the boats to pass, but they refused to even try to get a young man being held without the rights to a visit from the ICRC or even his parents (rights that even Hamas prisoners being held In Israel get)

Some people may say that Israelis are fools and that they need to make peace with Hamas, but I say they are Idiots.

Are we supposed to enter into negotiations with Hamas and give them concessions? And then we have to do it with Islamic Jihad because they will not be bound by anything that Hamas promises, and then there is the PFLP and 8000 other groups and in the end Israel will give away everything they ever had and then another group will pop up and make even more demands, no the only people Israel should ever negotiate with is the head of the rightfully elected PA government, any other negotiations are internal between the PA and the smaller groups.

So all we can do is try and stop them from getting more guns and the materials for making rockets from getting thru to these groups.

If you disagree with me………….FUCK OFF its my dam blog

Taught to Hate

Posted in Politics on February 2, 2010 by chipmcgee

here is a ten year old kid who has clearly been taught to hate jews.

Rubberneck and Die

Posted in Rants on January 31, 2010 by chipmcgee

Rubbernecking is when people slow down to check out something on the side of the road. It is usually cause by an accident or disabled car on the side of the road.

Friday I was driving to work and as soon as I got on the freeway I was stopped in traffic, which was extremely unusual for the time of day I was going to work.

After about 20 minutes we see a brinks armored truck on the side of the road, and this was the cause of the traffic Jam.

People insisted on slowing down from 65 to 35 MPH so they could check out a fucking truck with a flat tire. OOOHHHH how fucking cool is that, a flat tire.

Hey dickhead if you want to see a flat tire just call me up ill come over and stab your tire with an ice pick and you can sit in your driveway and spend all the time you want looking at your own flat you don’t need to make me late for work so you can check one out.

And today I had to go into the office to finish something up and the same fucking thing happened but it was on the other side of the road so people need to slow down even more to see something on the other side of the road

The only people that drive my road rage even higher are the morbid fuckers that think they may see a dead body at an accident.

Here is a piece of advice, unless you want to be the next one to get into a car crash and die, keep your fucking eyes on the road and drive. The internet is full of pictures of bloody bodies and car crash scenes that you can check out if you really need to see some blood.

When you approach a car on the side of the road for any reason just keep your eyes on the road and go on your way, if you were trying to go home you would not like it if I was in front of you going sloe for no reason so don’t get in front of me and slow me down, you never know the person behind you may go fucking insane and start shooting.

Passing on a Two Lane Road

Posted in road rage on January 14, 2010 by chipmcgee

I have never been a fan of crossing the lines to the other side of the road to pass someone, but sometimes you get stuck behind some old person who refuses to use the gas pedal or a large truck and just have to make that move.

My dad taught me that before you cross the lines, back off the vehicle you are trying to pass. In the case of a truck if you are right on his bumper you can not see what who is coming from the other direction. To me this just seems like common sense, but I can not tell you how often I see someone tailgating the slow moving vehicle.

Then when they change lanes they sometime find themselves with not enough room to pass because of oncoming traffic or you find yourself going slow and need to now start speeding up to make you pass. This second situation leaves you over the line for a long period of time.

By backing off the vehicle be it truck or small car, not only can you see the oncoming traffic but you now have some room to build up speed before you cross into oncoming traffic. This allows you to be on the wrong side of the road for the least amount of time making it safer for you and everyone around you.

Recently I saw a car trying to pass a buss and the driver crossed the lines blindly and the person who was behind him speed up after he crossed over leaving him no room to come back and a car was coming up fast and the driver had to go off the road on the left side to avoid killing everyone. At that point everyone slammed on the breaks and thank god no one got into an accident.

But the guy who nearly caused the accident actually got out of his car yelling at the other drivers, like it was their fault he tried to pass without looking. I was a few cars back so I did not get yelled at by this maniac, but what an asshole.


Learn to Drive

Posted in road rage on January 13, 2010 by chipmcgee

At the exit for my home when you get off there is a crosswalk and if someone is in the crosswalk you have to stop, but we do NOT have a stop or even a yield sign. This is because where the exit meets the road there starts a new lane. So all you need to do is continue on in your own lane.

But despite the fact that no one is in that lane or could be coming into that lane people insist on stopping there and waiting for a break in traffic in a lane with NO ONE IN IT!!!!!! (Getting annoyed just thinking about it)

How fucking hard is driving that so many people around the world take lessons and tests and still can not understand some simple concepts.

When merging cars can not be side by side and once the lanes merge you should be letting the car that is ahead in.

When changing lanes USE YOUR FUCKING MIRRORS!!!!! I drive drunk so if you change lanes suddenly I will never have time to get out of the way, ok I do not drink and drive EVER but maybe the person you are cutting of does. Do not expect the people around you to be paying attention you have to do it yourself.

After using your mirrors before changing lanes give a quick turn of your head to see if a car is in your blind spot. It’s called a blind spot because you can not see it in the mirror.


You can flash your headlights at me all you want I am not moving over until after I pass the giant fucking truck in the lane next to me. I am sorry but my car will not fit under a truck, if you want to get passed me that bad maybe you should try the under the truck trick.

Oh and to you guys on motorcycles that always blame cars for their accidents, maybe you should not be going 100mpg and trying to blast between me and a car in the lane next to me. And if you are weaving in and out of traffic going fast remember, I look and them move if you were not there when I look I assume there will be no one there when I move…BAM you are dead not me.

When getting on the highway that long lane you are in is called an acceleration lane. This is so you can go from street traffic speeds to highway speeds before you pull out into traffic. If you pull in front of someone who is going 75 MPH and you are going 35 MPH see what I say about changing lanes 5 paragraphs above this one. Legally if the guy you just cutoff hits you it is his fault but don’t be so fucking careless with your and other peoples lives. It is better to slow down and get behind someone to get to your exit rather then speed up and try to get ahead of them just so you have to slam on the brakes to make it in time. One will get you home safe and one will get you dead. (if you are one of the people I am complaining about I actually would prefer you were dead then the roads would be safer for me)



Posted in Rants on January 12, 2010 by chipmcgee

Now I know that most people hate their jobs so its not like I am saying anything so outrageous, but give me a few minutes to tell you how fucking stupid my bosses are.

I work in the field of SEO. My job is to get our websites to the top of a google search for our keywords.

When I started this job my department had a manager. The manager told us what to do and the owners told him what to do. The problem has been that the owners don’t know anything about SEO, but they started this company at a time when SEO was simple. Just write new pages, news and articles with lots of Keywords and you would do good.

Unfortunately for them Google has changes its search algorithm many times, so that these methods are not nearly enough to get you to the top.

2 years ago my manager quit to go work for another company, and instead of making me ( I am the most experienced here) or getting someone else to do the job they decided to manage us themselves, so instead of having 1 manager I have 3 and they never agree on anything.

So after 2 years of not getting any lasting results they decided to hire an SEO expert. In 3 short weeks this guy got us from page 8 to number 2 on a google search. But apparently that was not good enough for the bosses.

He went to the bosses and asked for new computers for us and he wanted to fire one of the 3 people in my department because she is not suited for this job, and she spends most of her time working on freelance projects and not on her work here.

But they decided that someone who has accomplished nothing and is about as creative as a rock is more important then the SEO expert and they told him they will not make any changes. They will not hire anyone they will not fire anyone and they will not spend any money on this department, so he quit.

Now when he was here he had us doing link exchange, and link buying. He showed us how to determine if a site is good with some SEO tools available on firefox and if we determined that a site was good we were free to use the work paypal account to buy the links. That is how we went from page 8 to the 2nd position in 3 weeks.

So today I am working on link purchase and I have been told to run everything thru the bosses. So I show them 3 links I want to buy and they tell me that once a week we will have a meeting and we can discuss all links I want to buy in the meeting.

Over the last 2 years every month they tell us we are going to have meetings once or twice a week and we have never had a single meeting, so I guess my link buying and exchanging days are over.

But they are going to start asking why we are not getting any results.

I fucking hate being micro manage by 3 idiots who don’t know what the fuck they are talking about.


My Drive Home from Work

Posted in road rage on January 5, 2010 by chipmcgee

Most days I drive to work because it is much faster then taking the bus, but I have to deal with stupid people who must have bribed an official to get their drivers license.

There has been an unwritten rule about what lane to drive in since the first cars were on the roads. If you are the slowest vehicle you should be in the right lane and if you are the fastest car then you belong in the left lane, but if you are just keeping up with the flow of traffic then you belong in the middle lane.

There I am driving on the highway in the middle lane. I like the middle lane because I am usually not the fasted driver or the slowest driver on the road so it’s the right place for me to be in. so I am driving at about 70 to 75 mph and this fucking retarded ass clown in the right lane decided for no apparent reason that he needs a change of scenery and he suddenly changes lanes, no signals no speeding up before getting in front of my, just poof suddenly in my lane and going slow.

So I have 2 choices, slam on the breaks or slam on the gas and attempt to kill him and pray I don’t get injured (the second option was more an option when I had a big ass truck)

I went with the first option and slowed down. I would have gone around him but people were flying by in the left lane and I could not safely get over now that I was slowed down to 55 in a 65 and because of how slow we were now going in the middle lane people had started going around me on the right so I could not even get over that way.

So here is the lesson I want to impart to you. Remember, people on the roads are fucktards and don’t think.

If you are going to move lanes make sure you are going as fast or faster then the person you are getting in front of. This is so they don’t have to slam on the breaks, but don’t think this is just a move to be considerate of others (god forbid) but what if that jackass you just cut off is not paying attention?

Is it worth having someone smash into you from behind because you had to move over at that very second?

Please pay more attention when you are driving or go home fill the bath with warm water, get in and slice your wrists over and over till you die.